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As seen on The ReadventurerI am giving Gone Girl 3 stars, but only begrudgingly In my mind, any book that takes me 3 months and 20 different tries to read is not worth 3 (ilikedit on Goodreads) stars, especially a book written by an author I already respect And I am not kidding, for me the first half of Gone Girl was a PURE TORTURE to read.Amy Dunn disappears on the day of her 5th wedding anniversary All gradually uncovered evidence suggests that her husband, Nick, is somehow involved Did he kill her? Was she kidnapped? What happened to Amy? One thing is clear, Nick and Amy's marriage wasn't as perfect as everybody thought.The first part of the novel is all about the investigation into Amy's disappearance, slow unraveling of Nick's dirty secrets, reminiscing about the troubled history of Nick and Amy's marriage as told in Amy's hidden diary I strained and strained my brain trying to understand why this chunk of Gone Girl had no appeal to me whatsoever The only answer I have is this: I am really not into reading about rich white people's problems You want to whine to me about your dwindling trust fund? Losing your cushy New York job? Moving south and only renting a mansion there? Being unhappy because you have too much free time on your hands and you are used to only work as a hobby? You want to make fun of your lowly, unposh neighbors and their casseroles? Well, I am not interested I'd rather read about someone not necessarily likable, but at least worthy of my empathy, not waste my time on selfcentered, spoiled, pathetic people who don't know what real problems are Granted, characters in Flynn's previous novels (Sharp Objects and Dark Places) are pretty pathetic and and at times revolting too, but I always felt some strange empathy towards them, not annoyance and boredom, like I felt reading about Amy and Nick's marriage woes.But then second part, with its wicked twist, changed everything The story became muchexciting, dangerous and deranged The main characters revealed sides to them that were quite shocking and VERY entertaining I thought the Gillian Flynn I knew before finally unleashed her talent for writing utterly unlikable and crafty women THEN I got invested in the story, THEN I cared.Was it too little too late though? I think it was Something needed to be done to make Gone Girl a better read Make it shorter? Cut out first part completely? I don't know But because of my uneven experience with this novel I won't be able to recommend Gone Girl as readily as I did Flynn's earlier novels, even though I think this horror marriage story (it's not a true mystery, IMO) has some brilliantly written psycho goodness in it and an absolutely messed up ending that many loathed but I LOVED I wish it didn't take so much time and patience to get to all of that This book is such a steaming pile of shit for so many reasons and hands down the worst book I have ever read There is a huge cloud of smug over Gone Girl This was such an unpleasant read that I started taking notes of all the ridiculous parts It also didn't help matters that I figured out the ending before page 100.There are lots and lots of fbombs and swearing which says a lot since I cuss like a sailor For me to pick up on that means it's excessive and adds nothing to the story Then there's the issue with our characters The husband is Captain Douchebag and the wife is beyond batshit crazy The story of a missing wife gets so ridiculous and over the top that the ending could only be equally as absurd.Things I absolutely loathed about the book:using The Giving Tree as a verbredneck stereotypes like catfish gigging with dry cat foodrepeated mentions of having the emotional bendsrepeated mentions of characters having a vaginal smellpage 67 where Nick got home just after four, a bulb of beer and cigarettes and friedegg odor attached to him, a placenta of stink.the sister's name being Gothe book's smugness.Had I not borrowed the book, I would have stabbed the shit out of it with scissors.If you want to read a book about a miserable married couple, read Revolutionary Road The writing is a million times better. AMY DUNNEI am Amy I’m so perfect you may want to puke It’s okay, I have that effect on everyone, even my parents They noticed I was so perfect when I was a little girl and so they wrote some vastly popular children’s books called The Adventures of Amazing Amy You may have been given them to read in school, and you may have puked on them I am so selfregarding I can’t pass a mirror without congratulating it that it’s reflecting me and not somebody else I forgot to mention that I have a perfect figure and everybody wants to be my friend I lived in New York but because I got let go now I have to live with my husband in one of those other states I forgot its name.NICK DUNNEI am Nick, husband of Amy I am a six foot something book reading slab of pure thinking woman’s hunkaceousness Is that a word? Hey, it is now I got let go from my job in New York as a writer – yeah, I know And now I got let go from the job of Amy’s husband because she’s disappeared.P BRYANTWhy am I reading this?OFFSTAGE VOICEIs it because you like to read popular thrillers from time to time to curry favour with the voters of your obsessional booky website?P BRYANTWell, reallyAMY DUNNEI love Nick.NICK DUNNEI love Amy.AMY DUNNEAlthough he can be a bastard at times NICK DUNNEAlthough she can be a stuckup bloodyminded princess most of the time.AMY DUNNEI hate Nick.NICK DUNNEI hate Amy.P BRYANTPass me the sick bag.NICK DUNNEWhere is Amy? Oh where oh where can she be? Did I say she like just disappeared and shit? It’s why this book is called GONE GIRL and not THE REALLY IRRITATING COUPLE.P BRYANTI don’t care where Amy Dunne has gone If she’s never heard from again, that’s okay with me But for what it’s worth, I have a few theories.1 Kidnapped by aliens Although you’d have thought they’d have thrown her straight back.2 She’s had plastic surgery and is now the middle Madonna (Vogue era) in a Madonna tribute band.3 Nick killed her, even if he says he didn’t, the liar And ate her 4 Amy killed Nick and is pulling off a fabulous feat of transgender impersonation until page 322 when all will be revealed And ate him.5 There never was an Amy So she’s still here! (Pretty deep, that one.)6 Just like in that Agatha Christie book, THEY ALL KILLED HER! And ate her It wasn’t chicken in that basket.Well, I’ll never know But that’s okay. I'm pretty selective about new releases, but Gone Girl's opening (about a man studying his wife's skull in bed) and unique alternating POV structure promised a kind of He Said, She Said Crimes and Misdemeanors, a The Secret History with a sense of humor I did really like the structure, along with some of the zingers, and some of the saucier images, but that's about it.From the Kushner epigraph to the name checking of Noel Coward on page 68 to the use of Pygmalion as a verb 20 pages after that (a synonym for to tidy, apparently), Flynn signals that she aims to create that most perverse of marriages here: a literary beach read Instead of the best of both worlds, Gone Girl is the worst of both worlds: as pretentious and unnecessarily meta and overwritten as the worst overhyped literary debut and with dialogue and characters as cartoonish and trite and expositionanvilfilled as your average suspense hack job.The absolute most offensive thing about Gone Girl, however, is how in love with being dark it is It thinks it is so deep, so much better than say, chick lit, because it is about LIFE and DEATH and love as a prison sentence not rings and proposals and love as the solution to everything But in staging itself, very Amylike, so carefully in opposition to the thing it hates, it of course does not rise above chick lit, it just becomes psycho chick lit Which may be different, I'll give it that, but it is not better.This is not good Do not read this. The first person narrative meant being in the thoughts of 2 very sick people the whole book and it left me feeling yucky The author portrayed the minds of sadistic, narcissistic sociopaths making it a very dark book And for some reason, I actually didn't find anything that happened a surprise That made the story boring which may also have been because I didn't like or care about either of the unrepentant, unenlightened, and self absorbed characters I just couldn't relate Even getting some background on their families didn't engender any sympathy in me for them It is not a satisfying read because there is no hope for these characters, no redemption, no justice for those murdered As I said: Yucky. This book was just way too much fun – and I mean that in a good way I’m taking a leisurely drive down the garden path of the story, when BAM – right in the middle it makes a uturn and we are on the damn highway doing 90 miles an hour (commonly referred to as a plot twist) Sweet Mother of Mercy!There is not much to say without the risk of giving up some detail that’s best left secret Soooo many time I wanted to just take one little peek at the end to see what happens to Nick and Amy But I didn’t I survived the heart pounding suspense and made it to the end of a very satisfying read.I must, must must check outbooks by Ms FlynnSee all my reviews here: Marriage can be a real killerOne of the most critically acclaimed suspense writers of our time, New York Times bestseller Gillian Flynn takes that statement to its darkest place in this unputdownable masterpiece about a marriage gone terribly, terribly wrong The Chicago Tribune proclaimed that her work “draws you in and keeps you reading with the force of a pure but nasty addiction” Gone Girl’s toxic mix of sharpedged wit and deliciously chilling prose creates a nervefraying thriller that confounds you at every turnOn a warm summer morning in North Carthage, Missouri, it is Nick and Amy Dunne’s fifth wedding anniversary Presents are being wrapped and reservations are being made when Nick’s clever and beautiful wife disappears from their rented McMansion on the Mississippi River HusbandoftheYear Nick isn’t doing himself any favors with cringeworthy daydreams about the slope and shape of his wife’s head, but passages from Amy's diary reveal the alphagirl perfectionist could have put anyone dangerously on edge Under mounting pressure from the police and the media—as well as Amy’s fiercely doting parents—the town golden boy parades an endless series of lies, deceits, and inappropriate behavior Nick is oddly evasive, and he’s definitely bitter—but is he really a killer?As the cops close in, every couple in town is soon wondering how well they know the one that they love With his twin sister, Margo, at his side, Nick stands by his innocence Trouble is, if Nick didn’t do it, where is that beautiful wife? And what was in that silvery gift box hidden in the back of her bedroom closet?With her razorsharp writing and trademark psychological insight, Gillian Flynn delivers a fastpaced, devilishly dark, and ingeniously plotted thriller that confirms her status as one of the hottest writers around gillianflynn Quite simply, this is one of the best novels of the year It's a thriller in the best tradition of Alfred Hitchcock and layered with brilliantly written characters; it's the kind of book that's nearly impossible to put down The surprises and twists keep the reader guessing up until the final page, and my first thought upon finishing the novel was that I wanted to read it a second time. COME ON!Everyone (EVERYONE!!) loves this hateful book? Kind of makes me weep for the future I did not think it was clever (as many have asserted) just depraved manipulative Also, if I ever read the words fucking bitch again it will be too soon. 4.5I'm never getting married I can't risk this